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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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These reports culled from the pages of the magazine of The Association of British Drivers, to whom much thanks …
 

 
A scheme is being piloted at Swarland in Northumbria, which encourages people from the village to make notes of speeding cars. They're being asked to write down car and driver descriptions, which can then be reported anonymously to police who will issue a letter to the alleged offender and store their details on a database. A person reported twice will get a visit from the police and after a third time, will be targeted by police, who will look out for the vehicle while on patrol. Incredibly, there's no speed measuring equipment involved, so people are being asked to shop 'speeding' drivers, even though they might be within the speed limit. Since when did law enforcement become a guessing game?
 

 
A Wiltshire couple who bought a pub that's off the beaten track, have been told they must remove a sign that points drivers towards them. Even though the sign has been there for 20 years, the Highways Agency has decreed that leaving the sign there will encourage motorists to drink and drive - even though the pub serves soft drinks and food.
 

 
Bournemouth officials recently decided to stop drivers so they could volunteer to take part in a survey - only to discover that six-mile tailbacks resulted. Some drivers were stuck in the queue for over two hours, but despite the problems caused, there are plans for further sessions...
 

 
Millions of motorists face bigger bills to have their cars fixed because of EU plans to scrap a rule which enables thousands of garages to carry out services and repairs cheaply. The changes mean car manufacturers will no longer have to provide parts and computer codes to independent garages so they can carry out repairs on the vehicles. Instead motorists will have to have their cars fixed at the manufacturer' s dealership workshops, where charges are up to 40% more. The average hourly charge at an independent garage is £55.63 compared to £94.70 at a dealership garage, according to recent figures. The changes, which take effect from 2010, will hit as many as 20m motorists. The EU is now expected to scrap Block Exemption also, from 2010, arguing that it's unnecessary. This would protect 6000 garages linked to main dealers, but undermine that of around 20,000 independent operators. As a result, drivers may have to pay more for repairs, drive further to a garage, and have their repairs delayed, because fewer garages will be attending to more cars.
 

 
Warwickshire councillors are set to approve reduced speed limits on A and B-roads across the county despite opposition from the police to many of the reductions. Proposals to reduce limits on 125 sections of A and B-road have been drawn up following a review to satisfy the requirements of the DfT's Circular 1/2006, New guidance on setting local speed limits. Authorities have until 2011 to complete their reviews but Warwickshire plans to complete its by next March. The majority of the reductions are from 60 to 50mph, but some go from 50 to 40, or 40 to 30mph. Forty of the limit reductions have attracted formal objections, the majority from Warwickshire Police.
 
Members of the Stratford-on-Avon East joint committee heard that Warwickshire police had formally objected to a number of proposals to reduce the limit from 60 to 50mph. "The mean speed is not currently at or below the proposed limit," said the police, adding: "This road is the very essence of what a road user would consider to be a road subject to the national speed limit".
 
However, so far, the objections have all been overruled by the area joint committees (with district councils) that take the final decisions on the limits.
 

 
Labour still appears to be intent on pricing drivers off the road; the Government is pushing ahead with plans for a national road-pricing scheme, including testing 'spy in the sky' technology. Eight areas of the country have been selected by ministers for secret pay-per-mile trials which will begin in 2010 and are expected to pave the way for tolls on motorways. Motorists face paying up to £1.30 a mile during peak periods on the busiest roads. Gordon Brown was thought to be against national road pricing, a flagship policy of the Blair administration. But the detailed level of planning now underway indicates the issue is set to become a key battleground in the next general election - which is likely to coincide with the trials beginning.
 
Eight areas - Leeds, North Yorkshire, Milton Keynes and Buckinghamshire, south west London, Suffolk and Essex - have been selected for the trials. Initially, in January 2010, 100 cars in each area will trial the new technology - in many cases entailing placing black boxes to allow their movements to be tracked - but members of the public will be invited to join the pilots in June 2010.
 
The Government is close to signing contracts with four companies who will run the national trials, testing not only the technology which will be fitted to the cars, but also the bureaucracy needed to run a system including sending out bills. In most cases, the trials will involve a satellite tracking a vehicle's movements. Motorists will then receive a monthly or weekly bill which will vary depending on when and where they drove. Three more companies will be paid to double check the system, ensuring that the charging machinery is legal and that the trials are properly monitored.
 
It is understood that there's greater enthusiasm in the Treasury than the DfT for road pricing. However it's not known if the scheme would entirely replace existing motoring taxes or be introduced on top of them - it's highly unlikely to be the latter. Ministers have previously pledged cuts in other duties if the scheme is introduced, but even if the scheme is revenue-neutral (which is highly unlikely), drivers will still end up paying massive sums to fund the infrastructure.
 
The DfT insists that the pilots are designed "to inform thinking about motorway capacity". But the effectiveness of charging schemes in cutting congestion has been undermined by the London congestion charge. The £8 daily charge has done little to cut congestion in the capital and other cities are now more sceptical about following London's scheme.
 
Earlier this year Ruth Kelly insisted that charging schemes would be limited to areas where congestion was greatest. A spokeswoman for the DfT said the trials had been announced last year and did not mean road pricing was going ahead. She said: "We have been absolutely clear that any proposal for national road pricing would need to address the legitimate concerns people have. We're a very long way from that which is why our priority now and over the next decade is on tackling congestion where it is experienced most - in our cities and on our motorways."
 
As a result, toll lanes may be introduced on motorways around London. Motorists could be charged up to £5 a time to use a special lane on the M3 and M4 leading to the M25 (yes, because the M6 Toll Road has been such a roaring success, hasn't it? The last time The GOS used it, he had it almost entirely to himself. Very nice, too).
 

 
Steve Green, and Association of British Drivers member, describes a correspondence with the DfT over emergency vehicles trying to make progress.
 
Steve begins: "I was recently followed by an emergency vehicle with blues and twos. My only means of giving them free passage was to pull into a bus lane enforced by cameras along its length of about one mile. Given the progressive increase in numbers of enforcement cameras, be it for bus lanes, parking, red lights or speeding, the risk of committing a traffic offence whilst giving way to an emergency vehicle is becoming significant. With recent changes in legislation and cameras that do not flash, a driver may not be aware that an offence has been recorded until a penalty notice arrives in the post several days later. It would be difficult or impossible to offer a defence in such circumstances as the driver is unlikely to be able to identify the registration number of the emergency vehicle; the only evidence that would be available, apart from the photographic evidence, which in all probability would not show the emergency vehicle itself. I wonder what the Department's preferred course of action would be in such circumstances, and what defence would be available to the hapless driver?"
 
The reply from the DfT went: "I have consulted with my colleagues on the issue you have raised and unfortunately I am not able to give you a specific answer. Any emergency vehicle given a response call is free to take whatever route the driver decides to take. All drivers are expected to give way by simply pulling into the lane, stop, pull out when emergency vehicle passes. With traffic lights, a vehicle may need to move over the white line but not over the junction.
 
"It remains the driver's responsibility to drive in accordance with the law and simply let the emergency vehicle pass. If necessary break the law, but if possible, allow the emergency vehicle to use the bus lane."
 
So let's get this clear: breaking the law can be condoned. But if you do you still have no defence! Yep, that makes sense.
 

 
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